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Trisha Paytas is a Self Absorbed Fatso

anonymous — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:13:16 +0000

Fat sluts with breast implants are all the rage this season on youtube, and Trisha Paytas is running for leader. A bleached blonde bimbo with plastic tits and hooker-like french tipped nails thinks that youtube will make her famous. The sad part is, she’s sort of right, and a few of her videos are raking in over a million views per video. They usually involve her whimpering at the camera in a fake baby voice, motioning to her balloons and feinging being somewhat attractive. This bitch is more like a Cabbage Patch Kid than a “blndsundoll”.
Profile Links:

http://facebook.com/OfficialTrishaPaytas

https://twitter.com/trishapaytas

Creepy Porn Man Regan Senter 18+ (NSFW)

anonymous — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:55:51 +0000

Behold, the worst porn actor in the entirety of pornography. If this guy doesn’t make the hair raise up on the back of your neck and change your pleasant, usually disinterested, expression to one of utter confusion, disgust, and horror, there is possibly something wrong with you. Here we bear witness to the most repulsive porn actor who seems to enjoy hiring the saddest hookers he can find and filming them chugging on his pitififully tiny baby cock. Not only does he fling and thrust his giant girth over the poor girls, but he tries to tell them how to react to his little pecker, although getting the women to “make noise” proves to be a challenge for this lil’ freak, as there’s not much for them to moan or groan about. No, I don’t think you’re hurting her, man, I don’t think she can even feel if you’re inside of her or not, to be honest.

WARNING EXTREMELY CREEPY 18+

Dumpy Gun Nut Krysta Blade Selling Photos of Herself on Youtube

anonymous — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:40:14 +0000

This dumpy chick from Ohio thinks that people actually want photos of her holding various firearms to decorate their personal homes. I’m confused, she isn’t cute, sounds stupid, and has a bizarre fascination with murderous weapons…what’s not to love, right? Not only is this chick completely self absorbed and delusional enough to think that this is a good way for her to earn a few bucks, but she’s completely serious about it and even signs the photos before sending them out. Um, who are you again, random vlogger?
Profile Links:

http://www.facebook.com/krysta.blade

https://twitter.com/KrystaBlade

NaviiNeko Begins to Vlog

anonymous — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:39:57 +0000

And it’s a totally boring shit show showcasing yet another wapanese American chick confused about her nationality, blatantly ripping off Japanese language and culture, and pretends to be interesting enough for youtube (which she’s not). At least this bird faced anorexic weeabo admits to being a total nublet.
Profile Links:

https://www.facebook.com/NaviiNeko

https://twitter.com/MadiMiau

http://naviineko.tumblr.com/

ChildrenofPoseidon are Reduced to Jumping on Thumbtacks

anonymous — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:38:33 +0000

You know you’re “hardcore”, or simply that your music sucks too much to get listened to without a bunch of gimmicky bullshit when you take it upon yourself to inflict serious injury to the bottom of your feet for a few cheap views. Even worse are the painted on cat whiskers and painted toenails reminding us all of what sort of knobs these losers are. The music is nothing to listen to, either, but this video in particular is a special kind of stupid.
Profile Links:

twitter.com/COPAustralia

www.facebook.com/ChildrenofPoseidonAustralia

Florida’s Worst Monster, Kimberly Lynn Kuhlow

anonymous — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:37:04 +0000

I don’t know what they’re putting in the water down in Florida, but whatever it is is creating some nasty atrocities. Here we have the queen of ratchet – a full time stripper, fully tattooed ex meth head looking white girl with a full on golden grill. Better yet? She calls herself Goldie Locks. Honey, we’re about 30 years and countless nights of regrettable debauchery away from those innocent days.
Profile Links:

https://www.facebook.com/goldielocks599

Thecomputernerd01 Simply Sucks

anonymous — Sat, 25 May 2013 14:17:44 +0000

Thecomputerner01 has released various shitty videos of him and his two friends ripping off old, unfunny, shitty memes and doing it in an even less humorous way. In this video they are ripping off gangnam style, which has been outdated for months now, and show what kind of white and nerdy bullshit kids are up to these days. Not only is that ridiculous enough as it is, but the fact that they chose the name computernerd01 when it’s blatantly obvious that they couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag is just offensive to anyone who actually takes the IT industry seriously. The most confusing part? These guys have managed to get a facebook following of over 40k people. How many idiots lacking a true sense of humour are there in the world these days?
Profile Links:

https://www.facebook.com/Thecomputernerd01/

http://twitter.com/chomikk

NICKY – RICH BOY

Gunk — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 10:28:45 +0000

Here we have Nicky Tuckova from the Czech Republic starring in her debut “RICH BOY” where she uses an esteemed slavic singing technique called “grandmother at gunpoint”. I don’t even know where to begin with this thing. This is my phone. Come on rich. Im not a bitch. I wana be rich, aha!

“dont want to work, just want to eat pork” - Nicky Tučková

Ranaejackson29 has High Standards

Gunk — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 16:58:38 +0000

Ranaejackson29 tells us what she requires in a man in a video titled ”What Scares Women”. Funny, one look at her and you can clearly see that she’s exactly what scares men.

She says that small penises frighten her, “the dick is so small that I gotta tape it in my pussy”.Interesting, I haven’t heard of that method before.

Broke guys are frightening to Ranae because they can’t feed her. I don’t feel like I need to expand further on that one, it’s clear that being fed well is one of Ranae’s priorities.

Codeius is a Spoiled Brat

Gunk — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 16:47:35 +0000

The video starts with Codeius whining about not wanting to get school supplies, then segues to him eating glue, dropping onto the floor and shaking around in the fetal position like he’s suffering from a seizure. Throughout this video this kid is generally making more noise than a three ring circus. Worse than the fact that this little punk is going around being a little shit in public is probably the fact that this entire thing is obviously scripted, filmed and produced by his money grubbing parents who are using their little bundle of joy to create a very irritating and unfunny youtube channel with the hopes of becoming a revenue-creating endeavour. Sadder yet? Their efforts have paid off and this child is now an internet celebrity who brings in thousands of views per video. Fucking hell. You can even buy a “Codeius t-shirt” and other merchandise that shows the world how much of a creepy youtube pedophile you really are. Cool, man. Nothing like the smell of child exploitation.