Justin Bing is the permanently surprised owner and CEO of JDM Media Group in Tucson, Arizona. He is so ridiculously famous that searching his name on Google doesn’t bring up any results, even a solid ten pages in. When he’s not bending over backwards trying to shake the hand of someone famous for a photograph, he is usually posing with his strippers, uh, ‘models’. If they’re pregnant or otherwise unsightly for big boss, photoshop comes to the rescue. Justin Bing is a versatile man you see. Clone brushing a gut is no biggie. He can’t seem to contain himself on the airbrushing, turning the people in his photos into frightening inflatable terrors. Doesn’t he look like a little like an elaborate cross between an Aubergine and Gomez Addams? Sure honey, you can work for JDMMedia, but let me squeeze you and tickle you with my moustache. Let me blow gently in your ear. Don’t worry, I’m Justin Bing. A flare of sunlight reflects off the edge of his sunglasses. He peers downs at the stain on his jeans. That’s why they call me the nutty professor, he thinks.