Kitty Vuitton aka Pussy Handbag

Kitty Vuitton is a “classy” 20 year old Mexican-American model. Classy in this case involves posting about anal sex on Facebook and a penchant for discount plastic surgery. Cough cough, she works for Justin Bing. With the lips of a red snapper and silicon augmentations she vacuums her way to the top. She combines the maturity and class of Hello Kitty with the deep philosophical importance of Louis Vuitton. Why does she associate herself with a handbag? Is this a stripper mind trick? Put money in the handbag, the leathery overrated accessory.  Nice bicycle-pump lips, honey. Anyway, she describes herself as being able to pump up crowds, sometimes up to three at once. Yet she “Couldn’t Never Figure Out How To Love”. Shake hands before dropping to your knees, try that.

Update: Kitty changed her name to Vanessa Vuitton, I guess Kitty was too trashy. Haha, who are we kidding?