Mercedes White is a “MMA fight promoter” from Tucson, Arizona which means that she sneaks her business card into the pants of MMA fighters while she is relentlessly eating their nutsack. Do you fight? Are you MMA? Unzip and this saggy mess will be magnetized to you. She was spotted flipping out after she accidentally kneed herself in the tits while working out. Oh my god they’re gonna pop! Oh god oh god. Haha. Get real.
She used to work as a Tens stripper but was forced to retire and become a cocktail waitress. Somehow she failed to manage even that and was fired entirely. Her winning streak continued as she was fired yet again, this time from a chicken and waffle place for screwing an employee. How low can you go? Honey, you’re not CEO of anything if you can’t even flip a waffle.
“White, Mercedes”, name or asking price? Shouldn’t rack up too much of a bill, this ones very used.