Mike Whitehead Pops His Pus Without Consent

 Mike Whitehead or “Iron Mike” is a former professional mixed martial arts fighter. Not much of a shooting star, he moves like a scoop of gelato and stings like a butter knife. Rumor has it that he is a rapist from Vegas who moved to Tucson to open up a gym to get closer to kids. He then got sentenced to prison and had to return to Vegas. With 40 weed plants in your basement Mikey probably shouldn’t have acted like such a dick-hole. Maybe someone will text him an apology in prison.

Apparently Mike Whitehead’s issues with the law started when he tried to have sex with a sleeping girl that was visiting his house. She awoke while he was inserting his despicable dirt rod into her and fondling her friend. The girl yelled at him to stop, but he continued for three more minutes before coming to a rest and solemnly sitting in a chair next to the bed. A day later he sent the victim a text message, “Babe, I’m really sorry about last night! I’m very ashamed!” No problem, I’m sure someone in jail returned the favor Mikey.

Update: X1 Sports and Fitness Michael Whitehead’s gym has officially closed down. It’s just one less way for Mike Whitehead to be around women and children.

        

 

Mike Whitehead looks like an upside down turtle mated with a chicken raised on rape flakes.