Staci doll, Gold-digging Blowfish

Staci doll is a self-proclaimed model who moves around between Toronto and Miami. And by model I mean she tries to get her grubby hands on the wealthiest cock she can manage. Obsessed with money and brands, she’s another malformed barbie knockoff trying to build capital by wrapping herself around any ol’ Big Poppa. I think her surgeon accidentally dipped into the clown supply bag on this one. Off into the bin. Currently her “business” is not going so well and she has amassed substanstial credit card debt.

I wonder if an artificially round ass like that would make her roll off any regular chair. Spending plastic money on plastic surgery to disguise your plastic ego, this is the bane of the television generation. I understand mutilating your face due to unrestrained paparazzi pressure, but doing it as a nobody is just pure unrestrained narcissism. Walking around with $30k in your purse while you’re in debt is not swag, it’s horrifying.